New wine label...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Wal*Mart announced that, during Q3-2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ---- Wal*Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retailer has Teamed up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5/bottle range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal*Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there clearly is a substantial market for inexpensive wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas - Fayetteville. "But the right name is important".

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal*Mart wine brand.
The top 10 survey results are listed below - in order of popularity:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

 

[BurntRubber]

lol...good one

 

[attila]

I love #1 haha

this is the original

but #3 is kinda funny!

 

[attila]

haha no, they all are fun!

 

[ViperJeff]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well, at least it will get the homeless out of the parks, they'll set up there card board boxes at walmart now

VJ

 

[Brat]

good one Steve.

 

[Silverback]

I've been drunk on #8.

 

[Prof]

Wonderful list Steve.

We love wine, and agree that those names would be appropriate for a wine from the big white box store.

 

[SrtBrad]

You winers. Grow a set of Corona's.

 

[Prof]

Corona is good too! But I am a girly man...I like it with fruit in it...but it has to be special fruit...a Key Lime...not just a lime, but a Key lime...try it you will like it...and I have been known to recall the old days by putting a chunk of ice in a big glass of beer too!

Sometimes you have to drink "out of the box" to enjoy.