Perspectives on Life from an Old Fart

[Prof]

It has become clear late in life...

Blowing snow is much better than shoveling snow. And blowing snow is really OK, what is really a bitch is detailing the snowblower after every use. Wife thinks it is crazy, and that I should just let it go...she has never understood men and machines. And I miss Mopar Mudder, he could always put the winter in perspective. I need to add him to the "Names" thread.

 

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It has become clear late in life...

Blowing snow is much better than shoveling snow. And blowing snow is really OK, what is really a bitch is detailing the snowblower after every use. Wife thinks it is crazy, and that I should just let it go...she has never understood men and machines. And I miss Mopar Mudder, he could always put the winter in perspective. I need to add him to the "Names" thread.

Hey Roy, maybe it will make more sense to your wife if you compare it to putting the Mixmaster away without washing it,or Not oiling a cast iron frying pan after washing ( they rust if ya don't ya know)

Does she cook??:dontknow: Wifey burns water, so I thought I would ask :nurse:

 

[eddie102870]

speaking of cast iron skillets. dawn's in the kitchen making homemade buttermilk biscuits as we type:rock:

 

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speaking of cast iron skillets. dawn's in the kitchen making homemade buttermilk biscuits as we type:rock:

Lucky Bastage:rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[eddie102870]

i knew there was a reason i fell in love with this woman, that and she gives a mean bj...lol

 

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i knew there was a reason i fell in love with this woman, that and she gives a mean bj...lol

Well at least Wifey has the latter covered:rock: :rock:

 

[Prof]

I will trade my wife and her huge salary for one more blow job before I die.

And yes Jerry she is a wonderful cook after all she is a chemist...chemists understand the mixing of ingredients...I will try your mix master theory...

And you did not have to make libido go crazy with your comments about Wifey...now it will be difficult (nearly said hard!) to concentrate all day.

 

[includemeout]

I will trade my wife and her huge salary for one more blow job before I die.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I will get Mikey right on it. hehehe

 

[eddie102870]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I will get Mikey right on it. hehehe

he should be all over that. ill bet he never gave an edjucated man a bj before.

 

[FATJACK]

Damn, at least I do get biscuits...

 

[Begood]

One of these days I might have to find me a good woman. I have found many women in my life, but none of them were good.

Bill.

 

[Black1]

Ah, memories of detailing snow-blowers..... :elefant:

What kind ya got, Roy? A friend of mine works at Lowes in MI... He said, before he leaves Lowes, he's gonna store-transfer 60 snow blowers to my local FL Lowes, then store-transfer 60 Queen Palms (the 30-40ft tall ones) to his store up there. :rock: That would get them scratching their heads, I'm sure. :rock:

 

[Prof]

I have a White snowblower...wife won it in a raffle at work...when she was traveling to Illinois for two weeks at a time...we asked the company to ship it to Florida for us...they opted to send us to Illinois...it has 5.5 hp and needs a Roe TMTS.

 

[Marc T]

Roy,

Who is that in your Avatar??:dontknow:

Sorry, you gotta put up with that snow, no worries it's only 79 here!!

Miss Ya Brother!!:rock:

 

[Begood]

His avatar is himself.

Bill.

 

[Marc T]

His avatar is himself.

Bill.

Gee thanks!! I would have never known!!

 

[Black1]

Gee thanks!! I would have never known!!

LOL!.... Billy has a blond moment.

Roy is a handsome fella, isn't he.

 

[TheSickness]

One of these days I might have to find me a good woman. I have found many women in my life, but none of them were good.

Bill.

I am calling Bullshit on that one William Goodwin Sr You have a track record of taking perfectly good women and Destroying all the good in them. Look at Psycho bitch She was sane until you polluted her inner sanctum with your seed :nurse: Now ...... she is a broken woman:toilet: Oh you have found them but at some point they all smarten up and dump your midget Ass and start calling me for some real Lovin.....Even Redneck Eddie's wife has tried to have phone sex with me I can't help being so good looking and hung Check the package and recognize :rock: As far as Wifey goes we are just waiting for Yettie to kick the bucket and then we will be shagging like Minx.....Until then I must deny her carnal pleasure requests and just send he photos of Mt Cockmore and the party in my pants you are all invited too...........Rock on :rock:

 

[Begood]

I am calling Bullshit on that one William Goodwin Sr You have a track record of taking perfectly good women and Destroying all the good in them. Look at Psycho bitch She was sane until you polluted her inner sanctum with your seed :nurse: Now ...... she is a broken woman:toilet: Oh you have found them but at some point they all smarten up and dump your midget Ass and start calling me for some real Lovin.....Even Redneck Eddie's wife has tried to have phone sex with me I can't help being so good looking and hung Check the package and recognize :rock: As far as Wifey goes we are just waiting for Yettie to kick the bucket and then we will be shagging like Minx.....Until then I must deny her carnal pleasure requests and just send he photos of Mt Cockmore and the party in my pants you are all invited too...........Rock on :rock:

Can I have some that shit you are smoking?

Bill.

 

[sealalot]

It has become clear late in life...

Blowing snow is much better than shoveling snow.

Yeah, no kidding. Now all of you listen to me. I have some incredibly important winter advice!

Guess what..If you wanna blow snow, you don't need a bulky, expensive snowblower. They're a pain in the ass, and only good for when you get a shitload of snow (over 8 inches). Even then, whether or not they're overkill is still arguable (at least that's the way I see it).

When there's three inches of snow, I bet most of you break out the shovel (and break your back). Three or four inches isn't really enough for the snowblower. Well, have you ever tried a LEAF BLOWER? I've used my little Stihl leaf blower to blow 6 inches of snow off my sidewalks literally dozens of times! It's easy and fast, and you don't break your back!

My neighbors (who are stupid hicks) look at me like I'm on crack when I use the leaf blower to clear snow, just because it's not the "right" tool for the job I guess. But it works better than anything I've ever used.

Sometimes, there's a little bit of ice or whatever at the bottom, or even a little bit of packed snow. No problem. You use salt anyway right? So just toss some salt down afterwards and you're set.

We got over 40 inches of snow here last year and I didn't use the snowblower one single time. leaf blower all the way! And If you're gonna buy one, get a Stihl. They're the best IMO.