"Twas the Night Before Christmas" Viper Edition

[toms89]

Im feeling no love! :bawling:

Funny....they liked it on the lightning forum.

 

[VENOMOUS1 RACING]

Here's my version

 

[hawk02]

That made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks....

 

[VPRPWRD]

I did enjoy that, I also enjoyed how bent they all got.

 

[scottrobinson]

As i lay rubber down the street,

I pray for traction I can keep,

But if I spin and begin to slide,

Please dear god,

Protect my sweet ass ride.

 

[Devil Inside]

Funny how the ford guys got all butt hurt about it. Cute that many of them slit their wrist that night when the truth hit to close to home lol.

 

[ZCx]

yeah funny shit and they are pissed

LMAO:rock:

 

[VENOMOUS1 RACING]

Bump for Christmas 2013

For those that are newer, to our forum that's enlightening!
Here a story I wrote about Christmas, my Viper Truck, and a Lightning!:chain:
Merry Christmas to all!

 

[SRTShelton]

'twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land
The fastest trucks in my city, were bout' to be ran
Pulling up along side me, with pretty drag slicks,
The trans am thought he can't be much, it sounds like a v6
Once I found traction, and I starting winning,
He was now thinking.... It must have a hemi
Upon catching up, from getting knocked out his socks,
He screamed what's it got in it!??
My friend, I am all stock.....

 

[VENOMOUS1 RACING]

Im feeling no love! :bawling:

Funny....they liked it on the lightning forum.

They enjoyed it alright! Almost 3000 views in 2 years. :chain:
http://www.lightningrodder.com/forum/showthread.php?t=82047

 

[ViperDad]

As a new forum member I appreciate this renewed thread. Awesome poem, long live the SRT-10!

 

[VENOMOUS1 RACING]

As a new forum member I appreciate this renewed thread. Awesome poem, long live the SRT-10!

Thanks sir! Lightning Forum guys have seen it 3042 times! Bwahaha

 

[Skypilot68]

Thanks sir! Lightning Forum guys have seen it 3042 times! Bwahaha

I didn't know that Lightning owners can read.

 

[VENOMOUS1 RACING]

I didn't know that Lightning owners can read.

Most are actually great guys/gals! Trucks are Just sloooowwww! Haha

 

[SlvrSnake]

Most are actually great guys/gals! Trucks are Just sloooowwww! Haha

I remember this post. Liked it then and like it now. Good stuff!!!

 

[shikityshack]

Lol!! Creative man, I like it..

 

[ViperDad]

Lol!! Creative man, I like it..

I like saying your screen name over and over. Really rolls off the tongue. :beer:

 

[VENOMOUS1 RACING]

Merry Christmas 2016

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'Twas the night before Christmas and I got caught at the light,

next to a Ford Lightning and no cops in sight,



I will try, I will try with my V10 NA motor,

To beat this Lightning, even with it's ported Eaton Blower,



As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,

The Lightning next to me disappears in clouds of tire smoke,



Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stoker, now Blitzin,

These are just 4 of the names of my 10 Mopar pistons,



Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,

And he knows he's in trouble when that big truck gets traction,



Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,

My rear view mirror is blocked by my wing,



I now hear the roar, of that Eaton blower whining,

Doing all I can do , to eat his lunch like dining.



In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,

And his feeling of winning now a thing of the past,



Don't bother with third, cause we really won't need it,

Just try to act cool, like you knew you would beat it.



Looking up at my taillights as they got smaller,

I let him catch up to give me a holler,



"You can't win 'em all," he said with a wave,

"But money for a Viper engine I will save"



I smile and rev my V10 as I pulled out of sight,

Oh Santa please bring me a contender, to put up a fight!

Scott:burnout:[/QUOTE]

 

[Wifey]

If Santa doesn't bring a contender we can send the Queen? :rock: :rock: