Dannielynn's Father: A Non-Story

[Django]

Tomorrow, they are apparently going to make an announcement revealing the true identity of Dannielynn (Anna Nicole's) baby's father....

Personally, I couldn't give a rodent's rectum... And I'd like to know why anyone else should care either.....

The media, especially Fox News has "created" a bonafide "News Story" where their actually is none. Unless, of course you're keeping the mutiplitous tally of how many guys did the wild thang with Anna Nicole..... personally, I could care effing less...

Granted, it is well documented that (especially) in wartime the public "eats up" these diversions to assuage their mental anguish and terror. But this "junk journalism" is a new low that surely takes the bloody biscuit. Admit it, this story has one salient element.... that is: Who's gonna cash in on the big bucks that may derive from an octagenarian geezer that died after marrying Anna Nicole Smith.... ?

Anna Nicole was nothing more than a poor trailer park girl who cashed in on big tits and an outrageous manner by seducing an old gopher into marriage and (upon his demise) an eventual gargantuan payday for herself......And now, after her death (suicide, murder...etc) every dildo in creation pops out of the woodwork to claim the baby and the cash..... Even Zsa Zsa's hubby for cryin' out fkn loud.... Hell, even the Professor chimed in....D )

All through the "Who's the father" hoopla I sat there screaming at the TV, "What the fk is this...? Haven't these morons ever heard of a DNA paternity test...? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE....!"

Anna Nicole persued a reckless life of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll based on the Marylin Monroe, Mamie Van Doren model. She was a cartoon, a caricature that was (for the most part) lampooned and held up for derision by people of convention everywhere.... They laughed in her face... But now that there's a buttload of cash at stake, she's the darling of the Network News......

The world has gone stark raving mad............Why ever did I give up Pakistani hash?

Django

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Ahhh, Tim......That vein is bulging in your neck again.

 

[Black1]

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The world has gone stark raving mad............Why ever did I give up Pakistani hash?

Django

I agree with that! ......... Everytime I see them start up about it on the news, I turn the channel. It amazes me that there is nothing better (more constructive) to talk about than that goofy, now LONG DEAD whore. :dontknow: .....And her illegitimate baby.

I swear, the "news" is the root of all evil....

Now where's my fuckin' pipe.

 

[Django]

Ahhh, Tim......That vein is bulging in your neck again.

I have to have something to rave about..... It's expected of me.... :rock:

Thanks for reading it....

Django

 

[Silverback]

Nice rant Tim, and I couldn't agree with you more.:rock:

As I stated before, she died of the stupids at her own hand. No symphathy from me.

And it is the new organizations that play this shit up. Why? Because the women dig it and those men that their wifes keep their balls in little glass jars on the kitchen counter.

Damn, I really long for the days when men were allowed to be men. Each generation becomes more pussified.

 

[Django]

This deserves one more splash.....

D

 

[SrtBrad]

I agree with this story being over hyped by the news medium. Thank god the remote control exists.

All it takes is a guy like Howard that does not want to do the DNA test and then we have an ongoing media circus until it is finally resolved in the courts at our expense. I wonder how much it costs the taxpayers to resolve this circus in the courts.

If more people changed the channel when this story or any other story like this rears its ugly head then and only then will the networks change their tune. It's a rating game not the quality of the news.

 

[Bone]

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Anna Nicole persued a reckless life of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll based on the Marylin Monroe, Mamie Van Doren model. She was a cartoon, a caricature that was (for the most part) lampooned and held up for derision by people of convention everywhere.... They laughed in her face... But now that there's a buttload of cash at stake, she's the darling of the Network News......

Django

But would you do her?!

 

[Django]

It's got everything that the air headed, brain dead public wants:

A naked woman with huge tits who screwed virtually everything in sight, a plethora of various hard drugs, millions of someone else's bucks in exchange for virtual necrophilia, the possiblility of murder, a dead teenage son, an infant baby and paternity testing... Hell, there's even an Elvis factor.

This woman's life was so utterly depraved that it's safe to say that depravity itself may even have actually been her life's greatest ambition.

Now let's put in all on TV and provide some more kids with a role model.

Good God Almighty..........

D

 

[Django]

But would you do her?!

I'm married..............long time......no way.....

D

 

[Bone]

I'm married..............long time......no way.....

D

That would have made a good movie.

Anna Nicole takes on the Silent D - Who will come out on top?!

I heard she was a rider.

Nevertheless, I agree, complete waste of time for most of us and why hasn't a DNA test been done along time ago?

 

[Django]

That would have made a good movie.

Anna Nicole takes on the Silent D - Who will come out on top?!

That made me spit all over the screen ...I even blew snot out'a my nose.....

You Dick...............!!! rof.....

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...ont_High&quote=thatdude.txt&file=thatdude.mp3

D

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Tomorrow, they are apparently going to make an announcement revealing the true identity of Dannielynn (Anna Nicole's) baby's father....

Personally, I couldn't give a rodent's rectum... And I'd like to know why anyone else should care either.....

The media, especially Fox News has "created" a bonafide "News Story" where their actually is none. Unless, of course you're keeping the mutiplitous tally of how many guys did the wild thang with Anna Nicole..... personally, I could care effing less...

Granted, it is well documented that (especially) in wartime the public "eats up" these diversions to assuage their mental anguish and terror. But this "junk journalism" is a new low that surely takes the bloody biscuit. Admit it, this story has one salient element.... that is: Who's gonna cash in on the big bucks that may derive from an octagenarian geezer that died after marrying Anna Nicole Smith.... ?

Anna Nicole was nothing more than a poor trailer park girl who cashed in on big tits and an outrageous manner by seducing an old gopher into marriage and (upon his demise) an eventual gargantuan payday for herself......And now, after her death (suicide, murder...etc) every dildo in creation pops out of the woodwork to claim the baby and the cash..... Even Zsa Zsa's hubby for cryin' out fkn loud.... Hell, even the Professor chimed in....D )

All through the "Who's the father" hoopla I sat there screaming at the TV, "What the fk is this...? Haven't these morons ever heard of a DNA paternity test...? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE....!"

Anna Nicole persued a reckless life of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll based on the Marylin Monroe, Mamie Van Doren model. She was a cartoon, a caricature that was (for the most part) lampooned and held up for derision by people of convention everywhere.... They laughed in her face... But now that there's a buttload of cash at stake, she's the darling of the Network News......

The world has gone stark raving mad............Why ever did I give up Pakistani hash?

Django

Do you feel better??? LOL!!!