Tomorrow, they are apparently going to make an announcement revealing the true identity of Dannielynn (Anna Nicole's) baby's father....
Personally, I couldn't give a rodent's rectum... And I'd like to know why anyone else should care either.....
The media, especially Fox News has "created" a bonafide "News Story" where their actually is none. Unless, of course you're keeping the mutiplitous tally of how many guys did the wild thang with Anna Nicole..... personally, I could care effing less...
Granted, it is well documented that (especially) in wartime the public "eats up" these diversions to assuage their mental anguish and terror. But this "junk journalism" is a new low that surely takes the bloody biscuit. Admit it, this story has one salient element.... that is: Who's gonna cash in on the big bucks that may derive from an octagenarian geezer that died after marrying Anna Nicole Smith.... ?
Anna Nicole was nothing more than a poor trailer park girl who cashed in on big tits and an outrageous manner by seducing an old gopher into marriage and (upon his demise) an eventual gargantuan payday for herself......And now, after her death (suicide, murder...etc) every dildo in creation pops out of the woodwork to claim the baby and the cash..... Even Zsa Zsa's hubby for cryin' out fkn loud.... Hell, even the Professor chimed in....
D )
All through the "Who's the father" hoopla I sat there screaming at the TV, "What the fk is this...? Haven't these morons ever heard of a DNA paternity test...? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE....!"
Anna Nicole persued a reckless life of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll based on the Marylin Monroe, Mamie Van Doren model. She was a cartoon, a caricature that was (for the most part) lampooned and held up for derision by people of convention everywhere.... They laughed in her face... But now that there's a buttload of cash at stake, she's the darling of the Network News......
The world has gone stark raving mad............Why ever did I give up Pakistani hash?
Django
Personally, I couldn't give a rodent's rectum... And I'd like to know why anyone else should care either.....
The media, especially Fox News has "created" a bonafide "News Story" where their actually is none. Unless, of course you're keeping the mutiplitous tally of how many guys did the wild thang with Anna Nicole..... personally, I could care effing less...
Granted, it is well documented that (especially) in wartime the public "eats up" these diversions to assuage their mental anguish and terror. But this "junk journalism" is a new low that surely takes the bloody biscuit. Admit it, this story has one salient element.... that is: Who's gonna cash in on the big bucks that may derive from an octagenarian geezer that died after marrying Anna Nicole Smith.... ?
Anna Nicole was nothing more than a poor trailer park girl who cashed in on big tits and an outrageous manner by seducing an old gopher into marriage and (upon his demise) an eventual gargantuan payday for herself......And now, after her death (suicide, murder...etc) every dildo in creation pops out of the woodwork to claim the baby and the cash..... Even Zsa Zsa's hubby for cryin' out fkn loud.... Hell, even the Professor chimed in....
D ) All through the "Who's the father" hoopla I sat there screaming at the TV, "What the fk is this...? Haven't these morons ever heard of a DNA paternity test...? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE....!"
Anna Nicole persued a reckless life of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll based on the Marylin Monroe, Mamie Van Doren model. She was a cartoon, a caricature that was (for the most part) lampooned and held up for derision by people of convention everywhere.... They laughed in her face... But now that there's a buttload of cash at stake, she's the darling of the Network News......
The world has gone stark raving mad............Why ever did I give up Pakistani hash?
Django
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