"Twas the Night Before Christmas" Viper Edition

VENOMOUS1 RACING

Has Left the Room - Banned from VTCOA!
Joined
May 15, 2009
Messages
12,751
Reaction score
2
Location
Wacko Waco,TX
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

'Twas the night before Christmas and I got caught at the light,

next to a Ford Lightning and no cops in sight,



I will try, I will try with my V10 NA motor,

To beat this Lightning, even with it's ported Eaton Blower,



As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,

The Lightning next to me disappears in clouds of tire smoke,



Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stoker, now Blitzin,

These are just 4 of the names of my 10 Mopar pistons,



Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,

And he knows he's in trouble when that big truck gets traction,



Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,

My rear view mirror is blocked by my wing,



I now hear the roar, of that Eaton blower whining,

Doing all I can do , to eat his lunch like dining.



In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,

And his feeling of winning now a thing of the past,



Don't bother with third, cause we really won't need it,

Just try to act cool, like you knew you would beat it.



Looking up at my taillights as they got smaller,

I let him catch up to give me a holler,



"You can't win 'em all," he said with a wave,

"But money for a Viper engine I will save"



I smile and rev my V10 as I pulled out of sight,

Oh Santa please bring me a contender, to put up a fight!

Scott;):burnout:
 
thats great:rock::burnout::rock::burnout:
 
I got a kick out of Venomous1 original poem and credit him for inspiring me to try my own. :) It was posted on the lightning forum but this is for those who did not view the complete thread there. I will admit I am not much of a writer be here it is. Hope you enjoy. :D


'Twas the night before Christmas and I got caught at the light,

Next to a SRT 10 ram with no cops in sight.


He does not consider me in my 5.4 expy

A threat to his mighty V10 stock SRT.



As the light goes green and I rip off the line

The Srt next to me thinks to himself whats that whine,



Now boost, now 4wd, now eaton at full scream

The 10 behind me thinks this must be a bad dream



As he punches the throttle and tires go up in smoke
He considers this has gotta be just a bad joke.


Try as he may it is just too late
My expy is long gone and no time to wait.



So off to the speed shop he must go.
In hopes he never again encounter such a low.



Though no SRT 10 will ever admit
He just got owned by a lightning powered Expy piece of $hit?!
 
Last edited:
I got a poem and it only took me 1.5 seconds to drum up.......Go fuck yourself to death.

Geezzz. Just a poem. Was not intended to be offensive... but you gotta have some sense of humor??? :dontknow: I did not find Venomous1's version the least bit offensive and just took it for what it was. Well done!

Your short poem does bring up an interesting visual though hank... need a smiley for that. :D
 
Geezzz. Just a poem. Was not intended to be offensive... but you gotta have some sense of humor??? :dontknow: I did not find Venomous1's version the least bit offensive and just took it for what it was. Well done!

Your short poem does bring up an interesting visual though hank... need a smiley for that. :D

wasn't meant to offend, obviously you "get it".......:rock::aetsch::D
 

Latest posts

Support Us

Become A Supporting Member Today!

Click Here For Details

Back
Top