Mopar Nationals

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

I think he just got a hand job

 

[WAZZSUP]

Sicko.....you couldn't carry a note.....you frick'n sound like ozzy osborn.

 

[Begood]

The manifold is chrome, and the hand job was good. Hand jive, doing that crazy hand jive.

Bill.

 

[Wifey]

The manifold is chrome, and the hand job was good. Hand jive, doing that crazy hand jive.

Bill.

Eric Clapton does a good job on that crazy hand jive.....

 

[Wifey]

Sicko.....you couldn't carry a note.....you frick'n sound like ozzy osborn.

You otta hear me!!!

I couldn't carry a note in a bucket - but I don't care.....

I got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias .....

And in her rickety ol garage is a brand new shiny red super stock Dodge!!!

:dancing: :dancing: :star:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Uh .......Iknow I'mm a tad slow....but why put a note ....in a bucket......and carry it?:dontknow:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

And why do women paint their toenails ,,,,,,,then put on tennis shoes?:dontknow:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

why do women put their hair in a pony tail ..if they dont want us to pullit?:dontknow:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Why do women wear high heels.........why not jsut stand on a book:dontknow:

 

[WAZZSUP]

Bill....I said chrome.......!!!!!! I took a muligan.
Wifey.....I never met a lady that I didn't check out her set of lungs......just to see if she could carry a tune.....and I have met a few that were good at humm'n : )

 

[Begood]

Things that make you go Hmmmm.

Bill.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

I like hummers

 

[TheSickness]

I like hummers

In North Carolina they are called Gummers............

 

[Begood]

SHHHHEEEEUUUUUTTTT thats fun nie.

Bill.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Hey gum on this funny boy!LOLOL

 

[sapientiam]

You guys are beginning to scare me. Must drink beer to rid myself of the fear. Must find room, or find a female that has a room.

 

[Bone]

You guys are beginning to scare me. Must drink beer to rid myself of the fear. Must find room, or find a female that has a room.

I'm a Lesbian.

 

[indyCoder]

What kind of cool stuff might I expect to find to buy at the Nats for my truck?

For example, I'm looking for Viper Badges and the '06 SRT-10 door badges.

I know the titty bars and hookers are cash and carry, what about the vendors at the Nats, can I use plastic

 

[Kevan]

Ok....42 pages later...I'm gonna try to get this right:

-Event Admission= $60.00 (day of show).
-SRT-10 Tent Space= $172.00. Payable to ??? At the event?

Total: $232.00

Clarification or updates are appreciated.

Also, I live in Columbus, OH...specifically New Albany (about 20 mi. from the track/tent). I have a driveway and a spare bedroom available to any forum member.

Oh, and for IndyCoder: There are a few "adult entertainment facilities" here. I believe there's a 'Rachel's' not far from the track.

 

[mopower1958]

Tent admission will be less than 172.00 payable to Doneo at the tent.