no sweat..here to help...one last thing and I didn't mention it because some do not have one..but if you have a hot tube/spa keep him OUT OF IT!!.. his body emits this weird funk that when activated with hot bubbling water produces huge amounts of this thick brownish yellow foam that smells like burnt hair and ass... burns and scars your skin..just an FYI..:rock:Riff62 said:
comedy?..TREKER said:
:dontknow:
Iltemprd said:
sorry matt...although billy does know him, you and I will only have the real experience with him..here for you bro...call if you need any...ah hell...you will call, and i'll be waiting to talk you down.....by the way..dont hose him down in an area where you plan on growing anything...the brown/yellow foam makes a great weed killer if that tells you anything..:rock:Riff62 said:
I'd start of with a #3 Buttplug BastageCraig said:
Cause I am gonna wreck your pucker :rock:
:dontknow: ...transgendered whoreeee :star:
Riff62 said:
I would just like to point out that there is only 1 ( E ) in IltemprdRiff62 said:
Iltemprd said:i appreciate the invite but will not be able to make it.... sickness tips...
all electrical cords off the the floor, or cone/flag off the area.....I AM NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS ONE!
if you have leather furniture, plastic is recommended..the smell never dissipates otherwise....
remove the litter box from the premises..he gets peckish late at night and makes one hell of a mess scrounging for morsals...HIDING IT DOES NOT WORK!!..
spray everything after he leaves, and I mean EVERYTHING....if you can get him to leave..
all small pets should be supervised at all times, you have been warned..the key indicator will be..."do you have something fuzzy I can play with?"
if you hear him say "I'll be right back"..BE VERY SUSPICIOUS and act accordingly...
the ticks and lice are a nuisance for a awhile but will eventually die off due to the lack of the host not being present..
he will have a need to be in a small dark place, such as a closet for short periods of time..dont fight it, let him..the key here is not to surprise him when hes in there..ear to the door before opening..if no nummy nummy sounds or grunting is heard, its PROBABLY safe to open the door...been fooled before though..
if articles are missing..dont beat yourself up thinking you misplaced them...his memorabilia room at home are not things he has purchased..
don't be alarmed about the drooling...it will pass...tile floors can be a bitch though.
there will be accidents...just laugh them off and know it will be over soon..you hope..for gawds sakes dont ignore the "make poopy" remark...
stay out of the public eye as much as possible...i'm still paying fines.
good luck and may the force be with you.:rock:...by the way...the funny shit happens when he falls asleep...grab a beer, sit back, and enjoy the show.
Iltemprd said:
:rock: :rock: :rock:
the cool thing jakers, was having him live with us for awhile...we all broke out in these weird funky rashes...it was nice having our live in "outbreak monkey" the hospital could draw the vaccine from.:rock: ...feel sorry for matt on this one though.Black1 said:Shawn..... You kill me, Bro.
That (and the other) is the funniest shit I've read in a LONG time.
...by the time he boards the plane to go home, that little itch could be telling you sumthin.
Iltemprd said:the cool thing jakers, was having him live with us for awhile...we all broke out in these weird funky rashes...it was nice having our live in "outbreak monkey" the hospital could draw the vaccine from.:rock: ...feel sorry for matt on this one though.
..... Better notify the CDC. Black1 said:It could be the next Airline OUTBREAK!
KRAZYSRT10 said:Already did...
:rock: :congrats:
